A short drama
ASIWAJU AT THE DOOR
ASIWAJU: Yemi, emi o raaye protocol ooo. Open the door jare.
PYO: Egbonnnn…..
(Asiwaju entered)
ASIWAJU: Taa l’egbon? Egbon too fee yi m’ole?
PYO: Ko de ri bee oo, but you may not understand now sir. Asiko oro ko tii to
ASIWAJU: Iwo lo mo oro too fe so, ogbeni je a gbagbe gbogbo yen and move forward. Iyawo e nko?
PYO: o dabi pe o ti sun
ASIWAJU: Ma wule disturb e
PYO: but e buru sa. Haha. Can’t one joke with you ni?
ASIWAJU: (laff) ohun ti a n pe ni ajulo niyen
PYO: e sa ma binu sir. Like I said, you may not understand now. But all the same I ask for your forgiveness
ASIWAJU: No need for apologies. It is our victory. We are on this project together. You know me inside out. All what happened are now in the past. It is time for service and do not allow the past to tie you down from joining the train. It is a big family. Your space is still reserved.
PYO: haaaa…..my Asiwaju….you are a great leader. I appreciate your kind gestures sir.
I want to beg you for something sir…..I want this forgiveness extended to all that went with me on this journey
ASIWAJU: Yemi, you’ve known for decades….and I have not changed. Everybody is welcomed. Tell Ojudu to calm down. Tell others too to join us. Ajumose gbogbo wa ni. Rauf, tiwa lo n se. He did his best as your strategist but ko farabale ko ise tan
PYO: Asiwaju, e e nice . Se wipe e fi some of the formulas pamo fun Rauf?
ASIWAJU: Mo fi ajulo pamo fun gbogbo yin ni( both laffed). E fe yi mi mole just like that? Don’t worry, once we win the election, I will organise lectures for all of you again. There are certain modules I have taught you guys in the past which you did not grasp well. I saw these missing in all your wars against me (laff)
PYO: I will be more than ready to enroll for the lectures….but hope you will not hide anything again ooo (laff)
ASIWAJU: Yemi, mo kan ni ki n yoju si e ni. We must give honour to whom it is due. You are still the VP and still the Oga
PYO: I am highly honoured egbon. Dolapo will be so glad to learn of this visit. We will see you tomorrow sir
ASIWAJU: No problem. Ajumose ni oo. We need to get back to the drawing board and map out winning strategies. You are still my legal guru
PYO: Thank you, my leader.
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